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A Really Bad Day...

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  by: adonnadio
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  A Really Bad Day...

  Posted 6 Sep 06 2:16 pm.

  :shock:
  
  There's a guy at a bar staring at his drink.
  
  He sits and stares like this for half an hour.
  
  Suddenly, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and slugs it all down. The poor man starts crying.
  
  'Come on man, I was just joking,' says the truck driver. 'Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry.'
  
  'No, it's not that,' the man replies. 'This day is the worst day of my life. First, I fall asleep and I get in late to work. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building to drive home, I find out my car is stolen! The police say that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I exit the cab, I leave my wallet and credit cards there and the cab driver just drives away.'
  
  'I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.'
  
  'And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.' :shock: