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[jimmy_salehoo]

Ok you know who you are. You have ordered from me a few times before. I just viewed my shopping cart records for tonight. You do realize you just KILLED your FEDEX Driver Right.

He will surely have a broken Back. And I hope you have a big Front porch This can easily be as much as 35 Big Packages and Maybe More. Ill do what I can to condense this order but that will mean much heavier packages. LoL

[swxy1]

I think thats me?
did i order to much
hmm maybe ship them in differrent days to make it easy for my driver i dont want to kill anyone lol..if you can do this
35 boxes is that the whole order?

[jimmy_salehoo]

This is just an estimate lol. It varies. And is just based on how Many Huge boxes I have. Most of the time if I can I can get a bunch of smaller boxes. An average Pallet has between 13-18 Boxes when shipped out in Pieces. I just thought it would be funny to imagine Fedex Driver Dying on someones Driveway from all those heavy packages.

[swxy1]

I dont want my driver to die on me lol
so can you ship each order on different days?
and can you pm me with tracking numbers when you ship my order because for some odd reason i dont get the tracking number

[bayericlowe]

Not again Jimmy!!! Bring out the hospital team!!!!

[jimmy_salehoo]

oh cmon dude weve only killed 3 drivers this year.

[bayericlowe]

That still won't stop it from appearing on CNN.

[swxy1]

Hello Jimmy
can you please recheck those tracking numbers
some say invalid
theres one that says its been delivered O_O
not to my address lol

[jimmy_salehoo]

Hmm Ill have my wife recheck them in the morning. Theres no way anything was delivered They just printed up the Labels this evening. Fedex Isnt picking them up till tomorrow. LOL