There was a large group of people. On one side of the group
stood Jesus. On the other side of the group stood Satan.
Separating them, running through the group, was a fence.
The scene sets, both Jesus and Satan began calling to people
in the group and, one by one-each having made up his or her
own mind-each went to either Jesus or Satan. This kept going on.
Soon enough, Jesus had gather around Him a group of people
from the larger crowd, as did Satan.
But one man joined neither group. He climbed the fence and sat on it.
Then Jesus and his people left and disappeared. So too did Satan
and his people. And the man on the fence sat alone. As this man
sat, Satan came back, looking for something, which he appeared
to have lost.
The man said, 'Have you lost something?'
Satan looked straight at him and replied, 'No, there you are.
Come with me. ' But said the man, 'I sat on the fence. I chose
neither you or Him.'
'That's okay, 'Satan said. 'I own the fence!'
Funny or reality!