The Southern Gentleman
When Billy Bob is killed in a construction accident, one of his two redneck friends goes to tell his wife. Two hours later the friend returns with a case of beer. 'I got it from Billy Bob's wife,' the friend explains. 'When she opened the door, I said 'You must be Billy Bob's widow.' She said, 'I'm not a widow.' So I said, 'I'll bet you a case of beer that you are.'
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