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6 Apr 14 01:29:31 pm
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril.
He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well."

The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."

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6 Apr 14 07:12:10 pm
You know, that's just what I needed to get a smile on my face at 5.10am on a Monday morning lol.

We haven't had a joke tpoic here for a while, so let's see if we can get some going again : )

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t0psales
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19 Apr 14 12:30:48 am
you know the pope is a cat lover

You could say he is a cataholic

fudjj
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19 Apr 14 02:13:07 am
O Dear God, that was ..... cat-astrophic!

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ran over a soldier the other day.

Wasn't my fault, he was in camouflage

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21 Apr 14 01:28:44 am
An Irishman, a Chinaman and a Mexican walk into a bar. The barman says "what is this, some sort of a joke?"

or

Two guys walked into a bar. The third ducked

fudjj
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21 Apr 14 08:48:16 pm
OK, well someone has to do it!

Horse walked into a bar
Barman asked ...... why the long face?

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Definition of a speed hump..

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