eBay buyer stories!

I had an idiot email me all mad because the clothes she bought for 99 cents had a little bit of dog hair on them. (maybe she has never used a washer) My wife is nuts about vaccuming up dog hair so it can't be that bad. I don't know how much longer I can be nice to these stupid idiots. The lady only has a feedback of 2 yep thats right 2. I have not left her feedback yet what should I do? I emailed her and said if she sent the item back, I would refund her whole 99 cents. (I put it a little nicer though)

This stupid lady found 10 dog hairs on 2 outfits (2 hats, 2 dresses, 2 shorts) 10 hairs total, she counted them. She said it wasn't fair that I didn't put in the description that I had a dog. Don't fall off your chair yet. We may have a winner for the dumbest ebayer buyer ever.
Keep in mind she paid 99 cents.
:lol:

Nah I like the idiots that cant read an auction description. I have my shipping listed in my auction details 3 times.

Most of them state shipping is :

$5.00 to any location in the USA / First Class 1-3 days for delivery.

$5.99 to any location in CANADA / Air Post 4-9 days for delivery.

$6.99 Worldwide. Global Air 6-11 days for delivery.




I still get many numerous stupid questions like

'Do you ship to CANADA?' Cause I dont see the words CANADA listed 3 times in your auction. Even the ones in very big text at the bottom of your add because Im retarded and blind

'How Much to Ship to Indiana?' Must be some place on another planet but not in the USA

' Can You ship First Class to California? Cause media mail takes too long.' Cause Im an idiot and cant read your auction where it states 3 times that you ship first class. And where did it say anything about media mail?

These things Are funny to see but when you get 30 messages a day asking for your shipping price. Then you realize there is way too many stupid people occupying this small world we live in.

I have stated (ship to US only) on all of my auctions and get at least one email a day asking how much to ship outside US. I can't, my dropshipper don't ship outside US so I don't ship outside US.

My favorite i was selling a bulk lot of books - 2 boxes weighing about 50-60lbs each i had the s/h at $30 starting bid at .99 --- lady says my shipping is TOO HIGH i didnt even have the weight listed --- so i asked her how did she know the shipping was too high if she did not know the weight ..she said that media mail was not based on the weight but the number of units in each box ------ that was enuff for me , i blocked her from bidding asap ...i will think of some others been alot over the years.