A senor citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he hears his wifeâ€™s voice urgently warning him, â€œHerman, I just heard on the news that thereâ€™s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!â€
â€œWow!â€ said Herman, â€œItâ€™s not just one car. Itâ€™s hundreds of them!â€