Sorry guys couldn't resist

Doctor

I've broken out in rashers...classic!

pandemics are hysterical aren't they...

A bit of a chuckle to start the day never hurt anybody!

I'll take a bit of a chuckle at any time of the day personally. At the start, in the middle...heck...I'll even accept getting woken in the middle of the night...but it better be one seriously BIG chuckle....cause I am fond of my beauty sleep : )

Beauty sleep ???? lol

What, you think I should give up mate, would take a lot more than beauty sleep to get this face onto a magazine cover.....lol

fudjj, hope you don't mind me asking, are you male or female? just curious.

It depends on how much I'm being paid : )

Call 1900fudjj.....Yikes, starting to creep myself out now, and that takes some doing!

: )

Notice how he still didn't answer the question....lol
Politician material.

Notice how 'HE' still didn't answer the question : )

Freudian slip

LOL, welcome to the site Doc!

As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home,Piglet grinned to himself,thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh.

Pooh thought to himself:
'If the pig sneezes,he's *****freaken***** dead.'

Did you hear Kermit the Frog is sick?
Yeah, He got Swine Flu from Ms. Piggie, when he was asked about it he replied, 'Bitch told me she was clean'.

Sorry mate, had to clean it up : )

What happened to my comedic licence?
Robin Williams would not have to put up with this...lol

What happened to your comedic licence?

Those licences aren't free, happy to send you a price list if you like, and we don't don't accept western union neither : )

did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't find a reliable wholesale source?

LOL, that's an oldy, I think everyone has heard that one : )

The answer is Jimmy hehehehehehe.